Serendipitous Serenade


i am here on this earth i don't know why i don't care why i'm just trying to figure out the universe and life and love and why peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth so if you want to know such things i'd suggest you read this if you're into gossip i'd go somewhere else.

Ask me anything
sweatandhappiness:

I actually really needed to read this right now.

sweatandhappiness:

I actually really needed to read this right now.

Source: onherway

Willa’s baby brother! Coming November 2014

Willa’s baby brother! Coming November 2014

Tagged: i swear any comments about it's good that I'll have one of each are going to be met with extreme hostile snarkiness

princeburrito:

anothercleverjedimindtrick:

shehateme:

theseraphimwolf:

Serendipity saying it how it is

(Dogma, 1999)

Always reblog Dogma.

Another movie everyone must watch.

This movie is so fucking underrated. Everyone needs to watch this movie at least once or twice in their life.

Source: theseraphimwolf

skinnyniggaballin:

postgradfiles:

Oh, in a perfect world.

Wishful thinking

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disneysfrozenguy:

fuckyeahletsgetwasted:

raspberryragdoll:

chevchester:

whimmy-bam:

lordwatermelon:

kapsejs:

agnesaur:

the-mysterious-sugar-bowl:

kiibutt:

fairgroundsoldier:

#what kind of movie does this to you at the beginning

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#we are the generation that grew up on angst and pain #that’s why we’re all insane

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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

headless-hat:

jupitereyed:

kkatkkrap:

justdrinktea:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

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That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.

IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL

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protocat:

Here at Strex, we want our employees to be happy and productive human beings, and we understand the importance of relaxation. Unfortunately, due to budget cuts, none of you will be getting vacations, but in return you all get a whole extra hour in the Mandatory Jubilant Experience Plastic Sphere Container!

Source: protocat

protocat:

Here at Strex, we want our employees to be happy and productive human beings, and we understand the importance of relaxation. Unfortunately, due to budget cuts, none of you will be getting vacations, but in return you all get a whole extra hour in the Mandatory Jubilant Experience Plastic Sphere Container!

Source: protocat

meladoodle:

IM CACKLING

meladoodle:

IM CACKLING

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stitcherywitchery:

The Art Deco Sunburst Shawl, a free crochet pattern from Suvi’s Crochet.

Source: suviscrochet.blogspot.com

thatssorosie:

sixpenceee:

Sir Nicholas Winton is a humanitarian who organized a rescue operation that saved the lives of 669 Jewish Czechoslovakia children from Nazi death camps, and brought them to the safety of Great Britain between the years 1938-1939.

After the war, his efforts remained unknown. But in 1988, Winton’s wife Grete found the scrapbook from 1939 with the complete list of children’s names and photos. Sir Nicholas Winton is sitting in an audience of Jewish Czechoslovakian people who he saved 50 years before.

WATCH FULL VIDEO HERE

No, YOU’RE crying!

Source: sixpenceee

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

not-blonde:

Winona Ryder in high school
“I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.“Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’”

not-blonde:

Winona Ryder in high school

“I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.

“Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’”

Source: not-blonde

fanbingblink:

tinypancake:

If a female character kicks ass, she’s overpowered. If a female character can’t defend herself, she’s unnecessary. If a female character acts nice, she’s boring. If a female character acts mean, she’s a bitch. If a female character shows no emotion, she’s heartless. If a female character shows emotion, she’s weak. What can a female character do without being criticized mercilessly?

Source: tinypancake