it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
Curse of the Fandoms
- Doctor Who Fandom Curse: Knowing that at some point your Doctor will have to regenerate.
- Supernatural Fandom Curse: Knowing that your Series will end.... and soon.
- Avengers Fandom Curse: Knowing that Joss Whedon will likely kill a favorite character.
- Twilight Fandom Curse: Knowing that you will never win a fight against another fandom.... ever.
- Harry Potter Fandom Curse: Knowing that it will never be as good as the first time around.
- Sherlock Fandom Curse: Knowing that after waiting forever you will probably only get three more episodes with a cliff hanger even worse than the previous one.
- Glee Fandom Curse: The show
- LOTR Fandom Curse: Lying abandoned and forgotten in a dark pit of Tumblr while waiting ten years for The Hobbit.
I’m for abortion. If you can’t love your kid, don’t have it because it will grow up and kill us.
when im older i want to be the god of at LEAST a small-to-mid size galaxy
Your pupils dilate when you see the person for whom you are attracted. Since the nervous system controls the muscles of the iris, the nervous system response to different stimuli results in involuntary pupil dilation. Another very popular reason that the pupils dilate is that it is a response to sexual excitement or agitation. When a person sees something or someone you find attractive, his eyes may dilate.
how to be a writer
- start to write something
- pause and read over what you have so far
- cringe
- backspace everything
- exit out of your computer
- cry on the floor
this song…………..
i was probablly waaaaaay too young to be listening to this song when it came out, but……..
THIS BE MY JAM YO!!!!!!
This represents a significant innovation in the people/rain/drizzle/hurricane field, and—as always—the hardworking Valerie2776 at peopleraindrizzlehurricane is there to document it.
Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
reblogging for the maple syrup and health care
LOL
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